(the never sober homepage)

I plan to have a few interesting things here soon! But for now  a cool site of a friend of mine .    It's one of the best sites on the Internet as far as I'm concerned. He's got a few cool things, he's great.

   Here is a gorgeous female friend of mine..She is a pretty cool actress and sexy as well. Drew Barrymore .

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A quick introduction to me

• I am a raging alcoholic and I rule the underground world.
• The name's Kremlock, My friends call me Kremlock.
• I play the lead/effects guitar
• Trained to kill by special forces branch Alpha
• I'm big into a band called Radiohead
• I'm stealing most of this off my friends homepage

• Why can't cats play the guitar?
• Why is James the only normal person I know?
• How much drink did the ninja pandas actually steal from me?
• WHY?
• Why do pink pigs play with purple pandas but pulverize polar parrots?
• Why is Hobbes sarcastic in the comic but fine when he is Drinking?
• Why can't the Coyote ever catch the Road Runner)
• Why can't Alan play the guitar properly?
• Why doesn't everybody adore Gwen Stefani? To see Gwen go toPeter.(Gwen pics and Drink!)

JAMES SUGRUE:

Status:  WEIRD- James and I enjoy going to South Africa and smuggling pengiuns and pandas to ireland. He has got a girlfriend named Sarah. (she's mad)!!!
 

PETER BRACKEN:

Status : FREAK- Peter likes to run around naked when he is drunk.Talented guitarist who loves Gwen Stefani.

Declan Moran:

Status:HIGH as a KITE and DOWN to EARTH. Declan is going to be a world renowned scientist and maybe a guitarist and vocalist if he gets the time?

ALAN SIGERSON:

STATUS :   LOONEY- Alan will do practically anything for a laugh. That is his real picture.

  HENRY :

  STATUS  : Hyperactive drinking partner- Henry regularly comes drinking with me in my underground mansion. The world better watch out when himself and Foster get together .

Foster:

STATUS: What can I say about Foster? Myself and him killed many a braincell together. He is jealous of my table tennis skills though.

Alex , Marita , Lucy:

STATUS:Three of my best friends. They laugh, play and drink.What more could you want in friends.

Writing songs isn't hard to do

HERE ARE MY TOP 10 SONGS OF ALL TIME:

1. FAKE PLASTIC TREES- RADIOHEAD
2. EXIT MUSIC (for a film)- RADIOHEAD
3. NOT TONIGHT- JAMES SUGRUE
4. ALL APOLOGIES- NIRVANA
5. SUGAR COMA- HOLE
6. DON'T SPEAK- NO DOUBT
7. LET DOWN- RADIOHEAD
8. THE SAD PUNK- PIXIES
9. RELEASE- PEARL JAM
10. LAY ME DOWN- CHRIS BLACK

This is me and my band , 

To see some of James' friends  clickhere (why not!)

If you wanna mail, mail to me at  [email protected].

"And all the world will be in love with night

and pay no worship to the garish sun"--- Romeo & Juliet and The Crow 2: City of Angels.

In the event that this page offends you, I'm young and easily influenced by others so its not my fault!

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